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Verse 1

 I went for a walk this morning,

Climbed out off my web.

Said goodbye to my uncle,

And to my wife i said.

Chorus

 I SPIDER!

LIVING IN A HUMANS WORLD!

GO NO PLACE TO REST MY LEGS!

GOT NO HOME!

Verse 2

 A big scary human found me,

 And tried to squash me flat,

 But I ran away -

 Then got chased by a rat.

 I ate some ants along my way,

 But I'm Still hungry And So I say...

Chorus.

Verse 3

 I found myself in the bathroom,

 I got stuck in a bath,

 Then I discovered -

 The mighty showers wrath.

 And the water soaked me -

 I found that i could breathe.

 For I had crawled into a ball ,

And breathes through air pockets in my knees.

 So when i drained down the plug hole,

 I had some time to think,

 That I might meet my cousin,

 Who fell down the kitchen sink.

 I emerged in the sewer.

 A jobby floated by,

 I thought about my wife and kids,

 And I began to cry.

Chorus.

Verse 4

 I climbed out of a stank -

 Found myself in a dead end street.

 Rested in the grass,

 Because I felt week.

 Eventually I pulled together,

 And climbed through an open window,

 Found myself surrounded by bug spray,

 There was no way to go.

 I had patriotic thoughts,

 Of my comrades gone before,

 I took a wiff of the chemical,

 But I'm hard and wanted more.

 I began to feel drowsy,

 And knew It was the End.

(spoken) N.C. - so i curled up in a ball and died

I belive thats it.