Capo 5th fret
Standard (EADGBE)
It's made up of 3 chords , , and . The lyrics within the speech marks are
'sung' in a 'female's' voice.
The basic pattern is:
To get the gist of the rhythmn and chord changes, just listen to the song.
I've got a confession to make,
For a man of my age,
Now young lads play with it all the time,
They think it's all the rage,
They do it in their bedrooms,
When their mum and dads in bed,
Grown men like me shouldn't do it,
'Cause we've got wives instead,
I've tried talkin' to the wife,
But she doesn't understand,
The pleasure that it gives me,
When I hold it in me hand,
The longer I play wi' it,
The more it gets 'ard,
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!
Bridge
Dirty! You were thinkin' about somethin' else, I can tell!
It started one day,
I got a bonus from work,
Two hundred pounds,
Oh the wife she went berzerk,
'Cause she sent me down to B&Q,
To go and buy some shelves,
But I spent the cash in gamestation,
And she played merry hell!
See I got meself a PSP wi' a couple o' great games,
And ever since I've bought it,
Life hasn't been the same,
Well she wants me't do the gutters, "It'd only take a day",
But now I'm wastin' all me time playin' GTA
Oh me PSP, me PSP,
It really is fantastic,
It is the one for me,
When I saw it in the shop just sittin' on a shelf,
'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
I've tried talkin' to the wife but she doesn't understand,
The pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and,
The longer I play wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!
Right
But wife is gettin' fed up now I never come to bed,
I just sit on the sofa and play fifa instead,
She puts on sexy underwear and gives me come-to-bed eyes,
But the kid down't road I've got to beat him he's on to level five!
Oh me PSP, me PSP,
It really is fantastic,
It is the one for me,
Glad I saw it in the shop just sittin' on a shelf,
'Cause now I get so much pleasure playin with meself,
I've tried talkin' to the wife but she doesn't understand,
The pleasure that it gives me when I 'old it in me 'and,
The longer I play wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
Especially when y've got n' memory on yer memory card!!
Right, Left, left, left, left, I'm pressin' it jean, I'm bloody pressin' it!!
And then one night when me 'n wife are cosy lay in bed,
She whispered softly in me ear and this is what she said;
"Darlin' I've been thinkin'", (what about)? "'bout our bedroom fun",
"And the pleasure that you get, by movin just yer thumb", Dirty
"Well I bought mesell a present" What yer got? "To keep me entertained"
Selfish
"I'll confess that it takes batteries" Oh "But I'm sure you wont complain" Right
I couldn't think of what she'd bought,
But I didn't have to guess,
Cause right then she pulled it out - a nintendo D.S!
I tried talkin' to the wife and now she understands,
The pleasure that it gives her when she 'olds it in 'er 'and,
The longer she plays wi'it the more it gets 'ard,
Especially when shes got n' memory on 'er memory card!!