The Lancashire Hotpots - Shopmobility Scooter Chords

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GIn 2004 I read a Emletter in the star

 It were Cabout a German market in the DtoDwnDsus4 D Dsus2 D

 They were Gsellin fancy cheese an meat, an Emcontinental wine

 An the Cauthor of the letter had to Dfrown

 Cause where’s he gonna Gpark where’s he gonna Empark

 His shopmobility Cscooter ToDday X 2

 In G2005 I heard a Emtale in the pub

 Big Cfrank were tekkin scooter down to DshDopDsus4 D Dsus2 D

 Well Ghalf way there, he hit the kerb and Embattery went flat

 Now he’s Cstuck about ½ a mile fDrom co-op.

 An where’s he gonna Gcharge Where’s he gonna Emcharge

 His shopmobility Cscooterrrr D

…. Tadaaayyyyy X 2

 In G2006 I had me Emeye on fairer sex

 I where Ctryin to impress this lovely lass called DjeDanDsus4 D Dsus2 D

 I Ggot meself a rascal an painted Emlightning on the side

 Now I’m Ccourting, an its thanks to mean macDhine

 But where am I gonna put Gjean where am I gonna put Emjean

 In me shopmobility Cscooterrrrr…. TadDaaayyyyyy X 2