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Intro

You wake up one morning

And there on your face

Are angry red spots

That you just can't erase

Well, you scratch and you pick

Hoping they'll disappear

But still they remain

Just to fill you with fear

Then pustules of purple

Appear on your skin

And then you must know

How much trouble you're in

It's quite contagious

And spreads 'round quite fast

So the friends you had

Are now part of the past

So a pimple's annoying and acne's a pain

But if you catch this your whole life's down the drain

'Cause spattergroit

Isn't much fun

There's still more to come and there's still more to tell

Because the disease is only half of the hell

'Cause spattergroit

Isn't much fun

To be rid of this curse

Is no easy deal

The one cure there is

Will sure make you reel

Where potions and spells

May work for the pox

The spattergroit cold

Is quite hard to outfox

I hope you like liver

And like being nude

For the treatment of this

Is disgusting and crude

The disease may be fatal

So please start to act

Our only wish here

Is to keep you intact

Well, the cure may be funny and the name may appeal

But you won't be laughing when standing in eels

'Cause spattergroit

Isn't much fun

As you laugh at it now I wish you the best

So please heed this warning as you don't want a test

'Cause spattergroit

Isn't much fun

'Cause spattergroit

Isn't much fun...