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Intro

 You wake up one morning

 And there on your face

 Are angry red spots

 That you just can't erase

 Well, you scratch and you pick

 Hoping they'll disappear

 But still they remain

 Just to fill you with fear

 Then pustules of purple

 Appear on your skin

 And then you must know

 How much trouble you're in

 It's quite contagious

 And spreads 'round quite fast

 So the friends you had

 Are now part of the past

 So a pimple's annoying and acne's a pain

 But if you catch this your whole life's down the drain

 'Cause spattergroit

 Isn't much fun

 There's still more to come and there's still more to tell

 Because the disease is only half of the hell

 'Cause spattergroit

 Isn't much fun

 To be rid of this curse

 Is no easy deal

 The one cure there is

 Will sure make you reel

 Where potions and spells

 May work for the pox

 The spattergroit cold

 Is quite hard to outfox

 I hope you like liver

 And like being nude

 For the treatment of this

 Is disgusting and crude

 The disease may be fatal

 So please start to act

 Our only wish here

 Is to keep you intact

 Well, the cure may be funny and the name may appeal

 But you won't be laughing when standing in eels

 'Cause spattergroit

 Isn't much fun

 As you laugh at it now I wish you the best

 So please heed this warning as you don't want a test

 'Cause spattergroit

 Isn't much fun

 'Cause spattergroit

 Isn't much fun...