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Capo 5th fret

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 My penis look like a tube of chapstick

Except its not quite as thick

 And it surely isn’t touched by as many lips

 my dick is really weird

my pubes give it a beard

 it looks like a terrorist in my pants

 he might just come out and dance

 my penis is like a ball

its round like a doorknob

 one that doesn’t ever get used

 and the girls say its because my pubes

 my penis is small }

 my penis is small } times how many ever you want

 my penis is small }

 but its still

bigger than jims }