Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
No chords):
Do you like my sword, sword, sword, my diamond sword?
Verse 1
You cannot afford, ford, ford my diamond sword, sword.
Even if you could, could, I have a patent.
No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, manner.
Welcome to my manor, manor.
[c]-[c]-[c]-canna, canna.
Verse 2
Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword, my evil rocket board, board.
I can swing my sword, sword, I can swing my sword, sword.
Once I hit a floorboard but I had it restored.
And it was expensive, but it was a write-off.
Verse 3
Swinging is my business, and by that I mean swinging swords.
Please do not ignore, do you like my sword? (Ha!)
Bridge
That was rhetorical, you know I am the Oracle, I know you like my sword.
It's made of freakin' diamonds.
If you don't you're lyin', but that would be fine.
Because it is awesome, and you're probably jealous!
Verse 4
I can swing my sword, sword, 'cause I am the lord, lord
Lord of diamond swooooooooords...
Hahahahaha!