Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

No chords):

Do you like my sword, sword, sword, my diamond sword?

Verse 1

You cannot afford, ford, ford my diamond sword, sword.

Even if you could, could, I have a patent.

No one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, manner.

Welcome to my manor, manor.

[c]-[c]-[c]-canna, canna.

Verse 2

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword, my evil rocket board, board.

I can swing my sword, sword, I can swing my sword, sword.

Once I hit a floorboard but I had it restored.

And it was expensive, but it was a write-off.

Verse 3

Swinging is my business, and by that I mean swinging swords.

Please do not ignore, do you like my sword? (Ha!)

Bridge

That was rhetorical, you know I am the Oracle, I know you like my sword.

It's made of freakin' diamonds.

If you don't you're lyin', but that would be fine.

Because it is awesome, and you're probably jealous!

Verse 4

I can swing my sword, sword, 'cause I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swooooooooords...

Hahahahaha!