Standard (EADGBE)
If you are too tense
If you caught the swine
If you have arthritis
Or your unable to lie
U Can't get erection
Ur Losing ur mind
An Eating disorder
And Can't walk-a straight line
If you are depressed, well
You will be fine
Take medication
Or just drink some wine
Hair loss prevention
Sleep like the dead
There is Medicine for everything
But it may cause instant death
(REPEAT)