Brett Kline - The Retirement Home Chords

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 IG went to see my grandparenDts last week

EmI was greeted by some old Cfreak

 HGe said "hello" at least five times to Dme

 HEme's probably just losing his meCmory

*regular strumming*

 IG'm at the retiremDent home

 IEm'm at the retirCement home

 IG'm at the retiremDent home

 IEm'm at the retirCement home - oh yeah!

*palm muted*

 LGook at them losing all of their hDairs

 WEmatch them falling down the sCtairs

 SGee that guy lying on hDis back

 MEmaybe he's having a heart atCtack - oh yeah!

*regular strumming*

GI'm at the retireDment home

 IEm'm at the retirCement home

 IG'm at the retiremDent home

 IEm'm at the retirCement home - oh yeah!

*palm muted*

 YGou have to look out for these olDd folks

 AEmt any time they canC have strokes

 BGut I feel most sorry for that oDne with the IV

 IEm think that nurse accidentally switcChed it with pee

*regular strumming*

 IG'm at the retiremDent home

 IEm'm at the retirCement home

 TGhat guy in the wheelchair is Ddrooling foam

 AEmt the retireCment home - oh yGeah!