Brett Kline - The Retirement Home Chords

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IG went to see my grandparenDts last week

EmI was greeted by some old Cfreak

HGe said "hello" at least five times to Dme

HEme's probably just losing his meCmory

*regular strumming*

IG'm at the retiremDent home

IEm'm at the retirCement home

IG'm at the retiremDent home

IEm'm at the retirCement home - oh yeah!

*palm muted*

LGook at them losing all of their hDairs

WEmatch them falling down the sCtairs

SGee that guy lying on hDis back

MEmaybe he's having a heart atCtack - oh yeah!

*regular strumming*

GI'm at the retireDment home

IEm'm at the retirCement home

IG'm at the retiremDent home

IEm'm at the retirCement home - oh yeah!

*palm muted*

YGou have to look out for these olDd folks

AEmt any time they canC have strokes

BGut I feel most sorry for that oDne with the IV

IEm think that nurse accidentally switcChed it with pee

*regular strumming*

IG'm at the retiremDent home

IEm'm at the retirCement home

TGhat guy in the wheelchair is Ddrooling foam

AEmt the retireCment home - oh yGeah!