Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Look! In the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
Oh my God! It's mother-fuckin' Guitarman!
There he is flying through the sky
He saves your ass from daily crime
With Tuner Boy right by his side
Their emotions are open; they have nothing to hide
Guitarman will tie you up with his G-String
And whack you with his nut
The only way to make him stop
Is to hit him on his butt
He will then bust out a riff
Everytime he does, Tuner Boy gets stiff
Then they fly back to the music store
And Tuner Boy learns how to be a whore
Everything will then get dark
And lightning will strike high
The Eastern sky will part
And out will fly Jesus Guy
Evil-doers will tremble in fear
For they know that they have been caught
However, Jesus Guy will hug them
Because their sins have been bought
Jesus Guy surely has freed them from their sin
And flew off never to be seen again
Jesus Guy had left them there
The town was surely in doubt
Tuner Boy went to the top
Of the music store to pout
He was really sad
That Jesus Guy was gone
And more sad of the fact
That he never got turned on
Plus he had not yet
Met his life's goal
To finally get the chance to tune
Guitarman's sound hole
Tuner Boy then saw what was coming
He had no chance to run
The Kamikaze Kid was there
Tuner Boy was done
The music store was then destroyed
With Tuner Boy on top
The Kamikaze Kid was dead
He didn't care to stop
Tuner Boy was dead
Guitarman was set to flee
But one superhero remained
And he wouldn't let that be
The town members showed some hope
As they looked to the sky
They knew what was coming
For the Cock Emblem shown high
Cockman pounced on Guitarman
And with the Cock-Lasso he did tie
Guitarman knew his day had come
It was time to die
The townspeople joined in
And destroyed Guitarman
Which truely proves the long-thought fact
That cocks and justice go hand-in-hand