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I've spent all my life wandering around for that certain someone
Said a man to me who looked old and wise Think he was age 101
He said I've been round the block a time or two
And I've learned women are just no good for you
And there's no way to keep your glory
cause in the end it's just the same old story
boy meets girl
girl meets boy
girl tries to play him like he's her toy
boy kicks girl out and finds another
Girl takes a shot at boy
and boy files restraining order
oh no
oh no
He said let me tell you my story it's set long ago
I was trippin' on this one girl but little did I know
That she was gonna' play me for everything I had
And now just the thought of her makes me so damn sad
She slept around on me with the high school football team
and as soon as I got her outta' my head I met this girl like a dream
and then the bitch got jelouse and tried to make me see
that if I didn't take her back she was gonna' kill me
I just ignored her and how was I to see
that ho would come to my door with a gun and take a shot at me
And then there was just no way to keep my glory
and in the end it's just the same old story
Then the old man said with a tear in his eye
and told my self I wouldn't do this I said I wouldn't cry
But I still see that psycho every now and then
Just last week I visited her at the California state pen
She's doin' real good she said she made friends on the outside
and that If I was a wise man I'd go run and hide
cause she's got every ex convict in all of Cali
lookin' for my shriveled old ass yeah they're out to kill me