Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations

Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion

and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi

and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis

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Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee

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Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T

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He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right

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and I pity the fool who disagrees.

I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers

And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters

I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus

If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus

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But my attitude has had a total overhaul

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Since mr t told me how to forgive them all

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He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway

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And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme

*weird solo*

he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge

I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college

he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true

go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you

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You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees

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And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese

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and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,

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And I pity the fool who mess with T.

Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.

As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.