Every Sperm Is SacredMonty PythonChords

Intro

A7 There are DJews in the world, there are Buddhists,

 There are GHindus, and A7Mormons, and Dthen;

 There are E7those that follow Mo-A7hammed, but;

E7 I've never been one of A7them.

Verse 1

A7 I'm a Roman DCatholic,

 And I A7have been, since before I was Dborn.

 And the E7one thing they say about A7Catholics, is;

 They'll E7take you, as soon as you're A7warm.

Verse 2

 You A7don't have to be a six Dfooter;

 You A7don't have to have a great Dbrain.

 You E7don't have to have any A7clothes on;

 You're a E7Catholic the moment dad A7came, because...

Chorus 1

G Every D7sperm is Gsa-G7cred, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7great.D7

G If a G7sperm is Cwas-Cmted; GGod gets D7quite i-Grate.G7

Chorus 2

G Every D7sperm is Gsa-G7cred, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7great.D7

G If a G7sperm is Cwas-Cmted; GGod gets D7quite i-Grate.G7

Chorus 3

G Let the D7heathen Gspill G7theirs, Con the C/Bdusty Am7ground.D7

G God shall G7make them Cpay Cmfor, each Gsperm that D7can't be Gfound.G7

Chorus 4

G Every D7sperm is Gwan-G7ted, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7good.D7

G Every G7sperm is Cneed-Cmed, Gin your D7neighbour-Ghood.G7

Chorus 5

G Hindu, D7Taoist, GMor-G7mon; spill Ctheirs C/Bjust any-Am7where.D7

 But GGod loves G7those who Ctreat Cmtheir, Gsemen D7with more Gcare.D7

Chorus 6

G Every D7sperm is Gsa-G7cred, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7great.D7

G If a G7sperm is Cwas-Cmted; A7God gets quite i-D7rate.

Chorus 7

G Every D7sperm is Gwan-G7ted, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7good.D7

G Every G7sperm is Cneed-Cmed, A7in your neighbour-D7hood.

Chorus 8

G Every D7sperm is Guse-G7ful, Cevery C/Bsperm is Am7fine.D7

G God needs G7every-Cbo-Cmdy's; Gmine, and D7mine, and GminN.C.e.

Interlude

Chorus 9

E♭ Let the B♭7Pagans E♭spill E♭7theirs, o'er A♭mountain GhiA♭ll and Fm7plain;B♭7

E♭ God shall E♭7strike them A♭down A♭mfor, each E♭sperm that's B♭7spilt in E♭vain.

Chorus 10

A♭ Every E♭7sperm is A♭sa-A♭7cred, C♯every C/C♯sperm is B♭m7good. E♭7

A♭ Every A♭7sperm is C♯need-C♯med, B♭7in your neighbour-E♭7hood.

Chorus 11

A♭ Every E♭7sperm is A♭sa-A♭7cred, C♯every C/C♯sperm is B♭m7great.E♭7

A♭ If a A♭7sperm is C♯was-C♯mted; A♭7God gets E♭7quite i-A♭rate...

Outro

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