Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
: Hey
G: Hey hey
Verse 1
G: Tell me your weakness
B: Oh, I keep it a secret
G: Oh come on, just one vice
B: Ok, it's vodka on ice
But then there's women on bikes
Or just the women who straddle
G: Oh, now you are a handful
B: I forgot about handfuls!
Interlude
Verse 2
G: Tell me your fears
B: Ok, it's everyone here
G: You mean just all of the people?
B: Yeah, and all of their peers
And all of their pets and the chandeliers
And their cigarettes, I hadn't smoked in years
Chorus
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
Verse 3
G: N.C. Talk about space
B: Well, it's a beautiful place
G: But it's N.C. so damn cold
B: Sure, for the human race
But for the planets and the stars and everything else and Mars
N.C.G: It's like paradiseN.C., spread out with a butter knife
Chorus
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand
Bridge
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
Everyone's f-d
Everyone's f-d
Everyone's f-d
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
They don't even know, they don't even know
Chorus
I can hardly stand the sight of it all
I can hardly stand the sound of it all
I can hardly stand the taste of it all
I can hardly stand the smell of it all
I can hardly stand, I can hardly stand
Outro
N.C.Everyone's f-d and they don't even know
N.C.Everyone's fucked and they don't even know