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Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
I still haven't found a girlfriend
though I've tried a lot
So can you help me please
it's tougher than I thought
The odds are pretty good but
the goods are pretty odd
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.
You see this all the time
nice girls in love with jerks
What could they be thinking
Tell me how it works
If I've got some problems well I
wouldn't be the first
but the ones I have in mind are even worse
Chorus
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
Who he could always call
Who'd always be there for him
In spite of all his faults
He was the worst guy ever
reviled and despised
Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
Why can't I?
Verse
Life is full of contradictions
Hard to understand
And for every happy woman
There's a lonely man
Nixon had his puppy
Charles Manson had his clan
But god forbid that I get a girlfriend
Chorus
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
Who he could call his own
to sweeten days of bitterness
and feeling all alone
I'm not as bad as Hilter but it
doesn't mean a thing since
they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
I don't see why they'd rather be with
Hitler more than me