Standard (EADGBE)
Verse
I got fired by my boss - Pepsi
I nailed Jesus to the cross - Pepsi
Chorus
Powdered mashed potatoes in the
cupboard for three years
Alcoholic husbands driving
frantic wives to tears
Poor old widow's house burned down - Pepsi
Verse
Tractors plowing down the hills - Pepsi
Ghastly stench of puppy mills - Pepsi
Chorus
Sheets of stinking urine
Bloody shards of glass
Mudflaps burned by hot exhaust
Drunkards passing gas
Children dying of disease - Pepsi
Verse
Leading helpless teens astray - Pepsi
I can't find the strength to say - Pepsi
Chorus
Medicated ointment being
spread on painful rash
Old, outdated software getting
thrown into the trash
Everything still tastes the same - Pepsi