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Intro

I used to watch Highway Patrol whittlin' with my knife

but the thought never struck me I'd be black and white for life

I was raised on law and order in a community of strife

became a restless border and I never took a wife

I went looking for Khadafi aboard Air Force One

but I never did find him and the CIA said son

you'll never be a hero, your flying days are done

it's time for you to go home now, stop sniffin that smoking gun

I was travellin with my family through the mideast late one night

in the hotel all was quite the kids were out like little lights

then the street filled with jeeps there was an explosion to the right

they chanted "death to America" I was feelin like a fight

So I ran down the stairs and out into the street

someone kicked me in the belly someone else kissed my feet

I was Rambo in the disco shooting to the beat

When they burned me in effigy my vacation was complete