Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Tried to save the trees, bought a plastic bag
The bottom fell out it was a piece of crap (piece of crap!)
After a few verses, there's a chord change: it goes like this:
to
BILLY TALBOT singing: (piece of crap!)
Tried to save the trees
bought a plastic bag
the bottom fell out
it was a piece of crap
Saw it on the tube
bought it on the phone
now you're home alone
it a piece of crap
I tried to plug it in
I tried to turn it on
When I got it home
it was a piece of crap
Got it from a friend
on him you can depend
I found out in the end
it was a piece of crap
I'm trying to save the trees
I saw it on TV
They cut the forest down
to build a piece of crap
I went back to the store
they gave me four more
the guy told me at the door
it was a piece of crap