Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Play once

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There's a rich boy

But he doesn't spend

He just drinks his Poland Spring

He's a quick boy walkin' round the bend

Or at home alone reading

And he tries to do good

And he tries to do riiii-eeeght

So he does what he should

But he's got to subscriiiii-ieebe

To the rules of the tribe

[silence]

Now you're playin' for the team

Everybody loves to love a winner

[silence]

And you're bustin' the beguine

Everybody knows you're no beginner

But ah the bums say oooo-oh

Things ain't what they seem

You're the respectable member of society

But you don't have nothin' on me

You got your east side certified pedigree

But you won't have nothin' you'll see

Because I warned youuuuu

They would scorn yoouuuu

But you never did a thing

[silence]

When you go in for the kill

Everybody wants to make it happen

[silence]

And you make a hundred mil

Everybody wants to scratch your back then

But ah the freaks say ooo-oh

Things ain't what they seem

You're the respectable member of society

But you don't have nothin' on me

You gotcha uppercrust dinner tux sanctimony

But you won't have nothin' you'll see

Because I told yooouuu

They would mold yooouu

But you never did a thing