Dental Care Chords

Capo 4th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D Em C G

I Cbrush my Gteeth

And look in the Dmirror

And Claugh out Gloud

As I'm beaming from Dear to ear

I'd rather pick Cflowers G

Instead of Dfights

And rather than fClaunt my style

I'd Gflash you a smile

DOf clean pearly whites

EmI've been to the dCentist

A thousand Gtimes, so I know the Amdrill

I Csmooth my hair, sit baAmck in the chair

But Gsomehow I still get the cDhills

CHave a Gseat

He says pleasantDly

As he Cshakes my hand G

And practically Dlaughs at me

Open up nice and Cwide G

He says, peering Din

And with a smirk he says,

C"Don't have a fit, this'll Gjust pinch a bit"

As he tries not to Dgrin

CWhen hyGgienistsC leave onG long vDacations

CThat's when Gdentists Cscream and Glose their Dpatience

GTalking only bringsC the toothaches onD me

Cause I say the stCupidest thGings

GSo if my resolve goes Csouth

I'll swallow my Dpride with an aCspirin

And Gshut my Dmouth

CGolf and alcohoEml don't mix

And that'sD why I don't drink and Gdrive

CBecause, good grief, I'd knock out my Emteeth

And hafta kGiss my smile goodDbye

(Interlude)

play D Em C G (x2)

EmI've been to the dCentist

A thousand Gtimes, so I know the Amdrill

I Csmooth my hair, sit baAmck in the chair

But Gsomehow I still get the cDhills

Outro

D Em C G