Standard (EADGBE)

Main verse chords: /// /A#dim7/ / /// /

Bridge chords

Main Chorus Chords: // // // //

Key of B minor

Voicings that Pancho & Sancho use

Chord- EADGBE

(2) 9(11)9(10)99

(2) 242352

X9(11)9(10)9

Build(optional): ///C#7(2)/

The intro is just the main verse chords.

(Verse 1)

Why you sucha douche bag. Frosting your tips

shaking your hips. dressed in drag

you walk around with your dick out, dancing like a fool

looking a tool... what a fag.

(Bridge)

and when you walk around with your pink shirt and spiky hair,

it makes me wanna give you a wedgie by pullin on your underwear

(Chorus)

douchebag. everybody knows youre a douchebag.

why you sucha douchebag? everbody knows youre a douchebag.

(Verse 2)

why you sucha cocksmoker. wearing speedos while you swim

rockin spandex at the gym... all the time

why you shaving off your mustache? grow some handlebars

maybe youll be a star, i dont know..

(Bridge)

and when you walk around with your pink shirt and spiky hair,

it makes me wanna give you a wedgie by pullin on your underwear

(Chorus)

douchebag. everybody knows youre a douchebag.

why you sucha douchebag? everbody knows youre a douchebag.

(Rap-Style Verse)

i see your baby blue contacts with your lipgloss on

in the club for the honies with that good luck thong

walking down the street carrying a handbag

with your ed hardy shirt cuz you know that youre a fag

your eyebrows is clean and your face so soft

carrying your magnums with your extra small cock

your game aint strong but you dont need to brag

cuz everyone knows that youre a douchebag.

(Chorus x2)

douchebag. everybody knows youre a douchebag.

why you sucha douchebag? everbody knows youre a douchebag.

douchebag. everybody knows youre a douchebag.

why you sucha douchebag? everbody knows youre a douchebag.

(Outro)

Just when you thought it was over... We come back...

With some ol' dick for that ass... yeah...

Deuce.