Homo Christmas Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C Am D

(verse 1)

GYou'll probably get sweaters

AmUnderweCar and soDcks

GBut what you'd reCally like for Christmas

AmIs a nice hard Ccock D

GYou deserve a cute boy C

AmWho's horny and Cqueer D

GTo make the most outC of ChristmasAm cheer C D

(chorus)

GI wanna be yCour Christmas Ampresent D

GI wanna be yCour Christmas Amqueer D

GI wanna be yCour Cristmas pAmresent D

CHave a homo Christmas Dthis year G

(verse 2, same chords as verse 1)

Don't be miserable

Like Morrissey

Let me do you

Underneath the Christmas tree

We'll push the packages

Out of the way

And after you've unwrapped me

Naked on the floor we'll play

(chorus)

(verse 3, same chords)

Your family

Won't give you encouragement

But let me give you

Sexual nourishment

Licking nipples

Licking nuts

Putting candy canes

Up each other's butts

(chorus x2, end on G)