Standard (EADGBE)

There was a Zeeky, from 107.3

He chased me up a tree

In Global History

He had to pee

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

(Heavy Distortion)

(Chorous)

Jon, Jon, Jennie aint' want yo pants on!

What!?!? Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Don't be a fool at school, Ho!

Solo

His friend is Tarantula, and Yosmelli!

Fat Man at his school has a big beer belly!

They shmush his peanut butter and jelly!

Then they replace it with rotten old deli!

(Chorous)

See Ya, Ho!

Wouldn't wanna be Ya! Ho, Ho!

My name ain't Joe!

My name is Jon an' I ain't got underwear on!

(Fade Out)