Fathers Last Word Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C F Dm G C7 Am

(Intro)

F F C Am Dm G C G

(Verse 1)

CSit down my sons, FI’ve something to Dmsay

GWhat my father told me on his dying Cday

CAnd now to my own sons, I Fpass this aDmlong

 For my Gtime is at hand, and soon I’ll be Cgone F C G

CI’ve tried to teach you what’s Fright and what’s Dmwrong

 Be Gupright, be honest, be brave and be Cstrong

 Be Ckind and be true to the Fgood friends you’ve Dmmade

 And never Gturn down a chance to get Claid! C7

Chorus 1

 Do the FYoung ones, the old ones,

 The Chot ones, the cold ones

 The Gscags, the hags, the Cfree and the paid

 Do the Frich ones the poor ones

 The Cdrunk on the Amfloor ones

 If they’re Dmugly son pull down the Gshade

 And never Fturn down a Gchance to get Claid!

Interlude

F F C Am Dm G C C G F C G

(Verse 2)

 Oh Cboys now I lay here my Fbody all Dmbroke

 I Gpray you’ll be heedin’ these last words I Cspoke

 As CI meet my maker I Fclearly now Dmsee

 Why Gall of your mothers are so pissed off at Cme C7

Chorus 2

 So, do the Fbig ones, the small ones

 The Cshort ones, the tall ones

 The Gstreet walking hooker, the Ccooker of pain

 Do the Fflat chested screamer

 The big Cbreasted big Ambeamers

 Never Dmmind if she’s fertile or Gspayed

 And never Fturn down a Gchance to get Claid! C7

Chorus 3

 Do the Fsleazy, the easy

 The Csmelly, the greasy

 The Gsmutty, the slutty, the Cchubby ones too

 Do the Fclassic two bagger

 The two Clegged tail Amwager

 And Dmboys you’ll know when you’re Gthrough G

 When you’ve Ffound one you Glove who loves who loves Cyou

 But until you C7do

Chorus 4

 Do the Fblack ones the white ones

 The Cloose ones the tight ones

 The Gfreaks do the geeks, the uCniques and all the antiques

 Do the Fnasty and the mean, the oCbese the obAmscene

 But never Dmturn down a Gchance…

 Always Cgo for roAmmance

 Never Dmturn down a Gchance…

 Always Cgo for the Ampants

 And never Fturn down a Gchance to get Claid!

(Outro)

F F C Am Dm G C GC