Fathers Last Word Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C F Dm G C7 Am

(Intro)

F F C Am Dm G C G

(Verse 1)

CSit down my sons, FI’ve something to Dmsay

GWhat my father told me on his dying Cday

CAnd now to my own sons, I Fpass this aDmlong

For my Gtime is at hand, and soon I’ll be Cgone F C G

CI’ve tried to teach you what’s Fright and what’s Dmwrong

Be Gupright, be honest, be brave and be Cstrong

Be Ckind and be true to the Fgood friends you’ve Dmmade

And never Gturn down a chance to get Claid! C7

Chorus 1

Do the FYoung ones, the old ones,

The Chot ones, the cold ones

The Gscags, the hags, the Cfree and the paid

Do the Frich ones the poor ones

The Cdrunk on the Amfloor ones

If they’re Dmugly son pull down the Gshade

And never Fturn down a Gchance to get Claid!

Interlude

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(Verse 2)

Oh Cboys now I lay here my Fbody all Dmbroke

I Gpray you’ll be heedin’ these last words I Cspoke

As CI meet my maker I Fclearly now Dmsee

Why Gall of your mothers are so pissed off at Cme C7

Chorus 2

So, do the Fbig ones, the small ones

The Cshort ones, the tall ones

The Gstreet walking hooker, the Ccooker of pain

Do the Fflat chested screamer

The big Cbreasted big Ambeamers

Never Dmmind if she’s fertile or Gspayed

And never Fturn down a Gchance to get Claid! C7

Chorus 3

Do the Fsleazy, the easy

The Csmelly, the greasy

The Gsmutty, the slutty, the Cchubby ones too

Do the Fclassic two bagger

The two Clegged tail Amwager

And Dmboys you’ll know when you’re Gthrough G

When you’ve Ffound one you Glove who loves who loves Cyou

But until you C7do

Chorus 4

Do the Fblack ones the white ones

The Cloose ones the tight ones

The Gfreaks do the geeks, the uCniques and all the antiques

Do the Fnasty and the mean, the oCbese the obAmscene

But never Dmturn down a Gchance…

Always Cgo for roAmmance

Never Dmturn down a Gchance…

Always Cgo for the Ampants

And never Fturn down a Gchance to get Claid!

(Outro)

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