Chokin The Gopher Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C F C

CI've been swimming in a pool of goldfish

FPretending thGey're piraCnha

FSleeping with a girl named Katie

PretGending her Fname is Donna

Would you lGike to know what I'm doiFng

In my shGack out in the wFoods

I can't tell you, but it's something feels so

gGood

I'm choking the gCopherC/G,

FI'm slamming the hCam C/G

FI'm pounding the rCocket,

Fflogging the doClphin

Oh yes IG am!

I'm choking the gCopher,C/G

Fchalking the cCue C/G

FI'm spanking the Cmonkey

And I'm thFinking 'bout yCou

same thing for second verse

between that and female part

C F G G

I'm juicing the maCngo, C/G

FI'm flipping the swiCtch,C/G

FI'm orbiting VCenus

and I dFon't need a C*enis

To be one sexed up *Gitch!

I'm gilding the liCly, C/G

FI'm taming the shrCew, C/G

FI'm saucing the Ctaco C/G

FAnd I'm not thinking 'bout Cyou!

C F C

I'm smacking the cracker,C/G

FI'm attacking PerCu C/G

FI'm choking the gophCer C/G

FAnd I'm thinking 'bout yCou

FI'm choking the gophCer C/G

FAnd I'm thinking 'bout yCou