How To Make Gravy Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

E F♯m G♯m F♯m

E F♯m G♯m F♯m

EHello Dan, it's JoF♯me here

G♯mI hope you're keepF♯ming well

Eit’s the 21st of DecemberF♯m

G♯mnow they’re ringing the last bell F♯m

Aif I get good behaviouBr

AI'll be out of here by July B

won’t you kiss my Ekids on Christmas day F♯m

G♯mPlease don't leF♯mt them cry for me E

EI guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland F♯m

G♯mand Stella's flying in from the coast F♯m

EThey say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even mF♯more maybe, but that G♯m

won't stop the roast F♯m

AWho's gonna make the gravy now? B

AI bet it won't taste the same B

Just add flour, saElt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of F♯m

tomato sauceG♯m for sweetness and that extra tang F♯m

And give my love to Angus and to FrEank and Dolly, F♯m

Tell 'em all I'm sorry I scG♯mrewed up this time F♯m

E F♯m

AG♯mnd look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning

When I staF♯mnd in line E

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own

Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?

(Just a little too much cologne)

And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger

'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight

Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,

I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash

And later in the evening, I can just imagine,

You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back

And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,

Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the

back

I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,

Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact

You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,

I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat

Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm

sorry,

And kiss the sleepy children for me

You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,

I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.

Finishes On E