Standard (EADGBE)

He hates it if you laugh at him, he keeps his heart well hid

He will not do a cartwheel, and if he's falling down

Then he's prob'ly drunk, and needs a shave

He's the nasty, evil clown

The funny car gives him backaches

He hates big floppy shoes

A child cries, the other clowns sigh,

"Evil, is that you?"

Don't waste your breath to thank him, he'll smash ice cream on your head

He'd rather give out spankings to women in his bed

He breaks out wearing make-up, he'd rather wear a frown

Don't make him mad, he'll hurt your dad

He's the nasty, evil clown

The funny car gives him backaches

He hates big floppy shoes

A child cries, the other clowns sigh,

"Evil, is that you?"

He will not do a cartwheel, and if he's falling down

Then he's prob'ly drunk, and needs a shave

He's the nasty, evil clown