Standard (EADGBE)

Increase Mather told her dad, yeah

"I roundly disagree with you

Your vocal style's to preachy

All the yokels mock your teaching."

But Cotton, he was just so oblivious

To all their cutting pleas

Soon the townfolk took to it,

In every pew they looked to him

For guidance just like eyeless lambs

Awaiting that ol' kebab stand

The skeptics formed

The nation's born

They want to have it, Cotton's dream

But Increase had them mounted

And they burned on open fires

So the word spread just like small pox

In the Sudan

The gentry cried:

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"Give it a day!" x6

Years and years have passed

Since the puritans invaded our soul

Just like those arab terrorists.. you'll never know

But today the gods can't make us quake,

We see our lives as situations

Eyes are eyes and teeth are teeth,

Well mine are rotten underneath

I got two ways we can separate from the clan

If I could fly...I...could...fry

And I hope you profited from this bulletin

And it stabilized your land

You're drenched, you're fired, your Alzheim clan, but

Your father is another one of them

I don't wanna mention him again, cause

I talked to him last night,

He hates my guts

We had a fight

And he called you a slut girl,

Why's that?

What did you do to him to make him think...?