Standard (EADGBE)

In 18 & 14 we took a little trip

Along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississip'

We took a little bacon & we took a little beans

And we met the bloddy British near the town of New Orleans

Chorus 1

We fired our guns & the British kept a-comin'

There wasn't nigh as many as they was a while ago

We fired once more & they commenced a-runnin'

On down the MIssissippio to the Gulf of Mexico

Well I see'd Marse Jackson a-walkin' down the street

And a-talking to a pirate by the name of Jean Lafitte

He gave Jean a drink that he'd brung from Tennessee

And the pirate said he'd help us drive the British to the sea

Well the French told Andrew "You had better run

'Cuz Packenham's a-comin' with a bullet in his gun"

Old Hickory said he didn't give a damn

He's gonna whip the britches off of Col. Packenham

We looked down the river & we seed the British come

There must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum

They stepped so high & they made their bugles ring

While we stood beside our cotton bales & didn't say a thing

Old Hick'ry said we'd take 'em by surprise

If we didn't fire a musket till we looked 'em in the eyes

We held our fire til we seed their faces well

Then we opened up our squirrel guns & really gave 'em Hell

Chorus 2

(same chords as first chorus) ***for Driftwood version, play

chorus 1 here instead*****

Well they ran thru the briars & they ran thru the brambles

And they ran thru the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'e

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

They lost their pants & their pretty shiny coats

And their tails wer all a-showin' like a bunch of billy goats

They ran down the river til their tongues were hangin' out

And they said they got a lickin' which there wasn't any doubt

Well we went back to town in our dirty ragged pants

And we danced all night with them pretty firls from France

We couldn't understand 'em but they had the sweetest charms

And we understood 'em better when we got 'em in our arms

Well the guide who brung the British from the sea

Came a-limpin' into camp just as sick as he could be

He said the dyin' words of Col. Packenham

Was "You'd better quit foolin' with your cousin Uncle Sam'

replace the previous 2 verses with this one for Jimmy Driftwood version

Well we'll march back home but we'll never be content

Until we make Old Hickory the People's President

And every time we think about the bacon & the beans

We'll think about the fun we had way down in New Orleans

BATTLE OF KOOKAMONGA

Homer & Jethro

There is a falsetto voice which is designated by F

In nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike

With our scout master down to Lake Oneeganite

We took a little pizza and we took some saurkrauts

And we marched along together till we heard the girl scouts

Chorus

We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways

We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together

But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze

F: And I was mad because me mother sent me up here ha-ha-ha

Well we crept up to the water and we see the girls a-swimmin

There musta been a hundred of them pretty young women

They looked so fine even birds forgot to sing

We lay down in the poison oak and didn't say a thing

Chorus

F: Hey will one of you fellas scratch my back?

Well our counselor said we could take them by surprise

If we didn't say a word till we looked them in the eyes

We kept real still and we had our eyes aglued

We saw how they were dressed they were swimming in the

Welll now...

Chorus

Well they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles

They ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them

And we can even hike all the way to Buffalo

F: Hey fellas wait for me

Well we ran right after them till everyone was pooped

So we rested for a moment and our forces we regrouped

Then we saw the girls behind some evergreens

Captured by a company of United States Marines

Chorus

F: Aww those big guys get everything

Well they ran through the briars an they ran through the brambles

They ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast even we couldn't catch them

And we can even hike all the way to Buffalo

FALSETTO CHORUS:

-rootie-toot-toot -rootie-toot-toot

Ah we are the boys from the boy scout troop

We don't smoke and we don't chew

And we don't go with the girls that do

(fade out of calling and whooping)