Standard (EADGBE)

He is good at certain things, Like making you feel guilty

And disappointing everybody, At breaking promises and plans

And talking shit behind your back, And telling you how you should live

While he goes nowhere fast

He says I only see his faults

But that's not true

I'm trying to have a positive attitude

Yeah, he is good, really good

At certain things

She is good at certain things, Like staying home watching T.V.

Yeah, she really does it perfectly, But that's not all, you also get

Snotty condescending comments, And she's really good at turning

A small problem Into a huge dramatic mess

These talents didn't come naturally though

It took a lot of practice

To get them down so well

Now she is good, really good

At certain things

They were both really good, really good friends of mine

But people they change over time, Now they are so perfect together

I'm so glad they found each other

They make such a wonderful couple