Good morning, worm your honour
The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
This will not do. "Call the school master!"
I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honour
If they'd let me have my way, I coulda flayed them into shape.
But my hands were tied.
The bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder,
Let me hammer him today.
Cra - zy toys in the attic, I am cra - zy
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away
Cra - zy toys in the attic, he is cra - zy
You little shit, you're in it now, I hope they throw away the key
You shoulda talked to more often than you did, but no!
You had to go your own way, have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, worm your honour, him and me alone
Ba - be!
Come to mother baby, let me hold you in my arms
M' lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble
Why'd he ever have to leave me, worm your honour, let me take him home
Cra - zy over the rainbow, I am cra - zy.
Bars in the window
There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in
Cra - zy over the rainbow he is cra - zy
The evidence before the court is...incontrovertible
Theres no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law!
The way you made them suffer, your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to deficate
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
Tear down the wall!
Every second chant of "Tear down the wall" play Am, then Em repeatedly.