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I got some bills this morning they tumbled through the door
I counted every penny but the bills still came to more
And written in the paper for Pisces it did say
If you would just be bolder then this could be your day
It said Lady Luck apologizes, for the way she's been behaving
but she promises she'll change
If you don't wanna know her she'll understand,
but if you'd like to take her hand, she will be back at your command
So I ran round the corner, the bookies there I entered
Put ten quid on a mare from a stud in Kildare
And though the jockey beat her, in Belgium they will eat her
The tannoy began to rip as I tore up the slip
It said Lady Luck apologizes, for the way she's been behaving
but she promises she'll change
If you don't wanna know her she'll understand,
but if you'd like to take her hand, she will be back at your command
I met a girl this evening and I began to think
That I might get her drunk but she matched me drink for drink
So when she drew the curtains, I felt success was certain
But as she kicked me out, she spoke in the third person
She said Lady Luck apologizes, for the way she's been behaving
but she promises she'll change
If you don't wanna know her she'll understand,
but if you'd like to take her hand, she will be back at your command
Lady Luck apologizes, for the way she's been behaving
but she promises she'll change
If you don't wanna know her she'll understand,
but if you'd like to take her hand, she will be back at your command