Standard (EADGBE)

Intro riff

Weird goings-on at the County Jail

The door flies open, in strides Geek

Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail

Looking like the front page of Newsweek

He's strapped down to a swivel chair

He says to Lou in a voice of glee,

trying to swivel right out of there

'What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?'

Pin-striped Sweet's in Cell 15

Lou's on the floor 'cause he can't stand up

Convinced his self it's all a dream

as green as a leaf in a tea-cup

He's got a pet black tabby cat

When on to Geek's back jumps a Stetson-hatted cat

that carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat

Which breaks Geek's neck like he was a rat

Solo

Outro

Long gone Geek!

STRUCTURE:

Intro

Verse 1

Solo

Verse 2

Outro