The Red Neck Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D A Bm G C E x2 D

D damn Acyclists on theBm road

 take up too much Groom

 in their spandex cA7lothes

 and if i Dran one of them oAver them with myBm car

 it would feel damn gGood

 but id prA7obably get the suF♯me

 then i start to tBmhink...

 so whatF♯m if greenies think im a Bmprick

*same as first verse*

and i love the sound of guns

it makes me feel damn strong

to lock n load is fun

and i sit on my ass, watching old retro movies

making references,

napalm smells like victory

then i start to think...

so what if greenies think im a prick

Chorus

D if i nuked the wAhales, would it Aadd9be wrong?

Bm Daug D D/5- G A7

then id hear bono say, no more!

D if i dropped jsut Aone, maybeAadd9 2, 3, or 4...

Bm Daug D D/5-

 chGuck norris would sA7ay "thats my son!"

*Repeat for last 3 chorus'*

they say that i dont like green peace,

but their wrong i just hate, them all

they dont like red meat, but i love it with bbq sauce

im just a red neck without a cause

these 3 minutes showers shit me

maybe its better not to wash, at all

they say change to solar, 'cause electricity costs more

greenpeace members have no balls

chuck heston he rocks, and he kicks ass

he would punch any greeny to the face, i can guaruntee that

if i went postal, on every greeny that i saw

the cops would be knocking at my door