Shes A Cretin Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AAlways thinking she's so fucking Ecool

With Apolitics that would make Bozo Edrool

I Dreally want to smash her fucking Eface

And Dknock her fat ass into outer Espace

I'm Dsorry if this don't sound to EPC

DI don't worship her so she hates Eme

She's a Acretin can't you Esee

She's a Acretin a Esickie

She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

She's Aa cretin can't yoEu see

She's a Acretin a Esickie

She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

A E D E Ugh!

Then play the riff again once.

AAlways thinking she's so fucking Ecool

With Apolitics that would make Bozo Edrool

I Dreally want to smash her fucking Eface

And Dknock her fat ass into outer Espace

I'm Dsorry if this don't sound to EPC

DI don't worship her so she hates Eme

She's a Acretin can't you Esee

She's a Acretin a Esickie

She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

She's Aa cretin can't yoEu see

She's a Acretin a Esickie

She's a Acretin and I'm Ehoping that she'll Dhop away from Eme

Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin,

oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.

-Josh Lanza