Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Her green plastic watering can

For her fake chinese rubber plant

In the fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man

In a town full of rubber plans

To get rid of itself

Chorus 1

It wears her out It wears her out

It wears her out It wears her out

Verse 2

She lives with a broken man

A cracked polystyrene man

Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery

For girls in the eight - ies

But gravity always wins

Chorus 2

And it wears him out It wears him out

And it wears him out It we-ear - err - ers

Verse 3

She looks like the real thing

She tastes like the real thing

My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling

I could blow through the ceil - ing

If I just turn and run

Chorus 3

And it wears me out It wears me out

It wears me out It wear - err - ers me out

Outro

And if I could be who you wanted

If I could be who you wanted

All the time All the time

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