Standard (EADGBE)

Somebody somebody put something in my drink somebody

[

] x2

Another night out on the street

Stopping for my usual seat

Oh, bartender, please

Dacqari tonic's my favorite drink

I don't like anything colored pink

That just stinks...it's not for me ***

It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink

Somebody put something somebody put something

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts

Feel out of place, very distraught

Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor

Drink, drink, drink, drink some more

I can't think Hey! What's in this drink? ***

It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink

Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink

Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink

Somebody put something

In my drink

In my drink

In my drink

In my drink

[

]

So you think it's funny a college prank

Goin' insane for something to drink

Feel a little dry

Oh, I couldn't care what you think of me

Cause somebody put something in my drink

I can't think Hey! Give me a drink

It feels like somebody put something somebody put something in my drink

Somebody put something somebody put something in my drink

[ till the end ]

[ ***: play a quick slide F/G in the middle ]

ANIMAL BOY

[

] x4

Gonna kill and destroy

I'm not an animal boy

Why don't they understand

I'm not an ape man

[

] x2

Don't have brain damage

I'm not an a wild savage

Don't push me around

Don't bring my head down

Animal boy

Animal boy

Animal boy

Animal boy

I'm not an imbecile

Don't treat me like an animal

I'm not a creature in the zoo

Don't tell me what to do

Animal boy...

You don't know what it's like

You don't know how i feel

I don't have a monkey's brain

I'm not an animal

[

] x2

You can't lock me in a cage

This ain't the Stone Age

Better get out of my way

Someone's gonna have to pay

Animal boy

[ till the end ]

LOVE KILLS

[

] x2

[

] x2

Sid was a punk rock king Nancy was a broken queen

Their lives were so glamorous Sid and Nancy were a mess

When you're hooked on heroin don't you know you'll never win

Drugs don't ever pay you really did it your way

Love kills

Love kills

Love kills

We still believe in anarchy it makes me so damn angry

Sid and Nancy meant a lot to me you may be dead but your souls are free

Like Romeo and Juliet you two made a pact of death

Like the needle that ya used Sid and Nancy were born to lose

Love kills...

[

] x2

[

] x2

Sid never meant any harm he shot some dope into his arm

All he wanted was some fun now she's lying in a pool of blood

Always loaded, always high why did you have to die?

I'll say one thing is it leaves me with a bitter taste

Love kills...

Love kills...

Love kills...

APEMAN HOP

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] x2

He's go so many problems you can count them one by one

He's a filthy, stupid apeman he never has any fun

He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill

Plays an old loud drum he's primitive, barely human

Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop

Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop

Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light

Hoppin' like an elephant thunderin' like me tonight

He's the world's worst recycler the iceman comes a lot

He's the devil's apprentice he's a prehistoric man

Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop...

At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl

Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh

Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop...

Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop...

SHE BELONGS TO ME

[

] x2

What makes you think she'll go with you

What makes you think you're better than me

You think you can read her mind

Maybe you're just looking for a good time

Maybe you can give her more

Tell me what you're doing this for

Stay away from her, 'cause it's making me angry

Don't tell me how to love my baby

Don't tell me how to love my baby

Don't tell me how to love my baby

Don't tell me how to love my baby

She belongs to me

You come around looking for kicks

But I know all about your dirty tricks now

You think you took away my dream

Ain't gonna be easy 'cause I get real mean

Get out of here, get out of my life

You're gonna be sorry if we have to fight

Stay away from her, 'cause it's making me angry

Don't tell me how to love...

[

] x4

Don't tell me how to love...

[ till the end ]

CRUMMY STUFF

I had enough, I had it tough

I had enough of that crummy stuff

I had enough of that crummy stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...

I had enough, I had it rough

I had enough of that crummy stuff

I had enough of that crummy stuff

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...

[

] x2

Crummy music, crummy TV

Crummy people, crummy movies

Like a cat caught up a tree

This could only happen to me

I had enough, I had it rough...

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...

[

] x4

I had enough, I had it rough ...

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...

Crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy crummy...

BONZO GOES TO BITBURG

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]

You've got to pick up the pieces c'mon, sort your trash

You better pull yourself back together maybe you've got too much cash

Better call, call the law when you gonna turn yourself in? Yeah

You're a politician don't become one of Hitler's children

Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea

As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me

Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy

Pick up the pieces

No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down

No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down

No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down

No no-no-no, and I need something to slow me down

Shouldn't wish you happiness, wish her the very best

Fifty thousand dollar dress shaking hands with your highness

See through you like cellophane you watch the world complain, but you do it

anyway who am I, am I to say

Bonzo goes to Bitburg and goes out for a cup of tea...

No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down...

[

] x4

If there's one thing that makes me sick

It's when someone tries to hide behind politics

I wish that time could go by fast

Somehow they manage to make it last

No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down

No no-no-no, I need something to slow me down

No no-no-no, my brain is hanging upside down

No no-no-no, and I need something to slow me down

[ till the end ]

MENTAL HELL

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] x3

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]

[

] x3

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]

Evil in my head, in my head, inside this private hell

I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well

Frustration, disgust, aggravation, disgust, mental hell

I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well

Day, day after day, it never changes, always the same way

Day after day, day after day, day after

Demons in my head, in my head, inside this private hell oh yeah, oh yeah

I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well

Frustration, disgust, aggravation, disgust, mental hell oh yeah, oh yeah

I'm not feeling very well I'm not feeling very well

Day, day after day...

Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do

Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do

Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do

Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do Do do do do

Mental hell mental hell

Mental hell

EAT THAT RAT

One-two-three-four

[

] x2

You don't want to share with anyone else

You got all the money, you got all the wealth

You got all the buildings and the factories

You got all the power and the ceremonies

[

] x2

You wanna play a game of cat and mouse

With the President in the White House

This is a hungry world, there are months to feed

There are millionaires with more than they need

[

] x2

Eat that rat

Eat that rat

Eat that rat

Eat that rat

[

] x2

[

]

One-two-three-four

Don't believe what you've been told

You can't change a turd into gold

Somehow we get all these creeps in control

It makes me throw up in the toilet bowl

[

] x2

You thieving whore, you hustle for bucks

You take the money and you shoot it up

That's the breaks, it's the chance you take

Get it together for your children's sake

[

] x2

Eat that rat...

[

] x2

[

] x4

FREAK OF NATURE

[

] x2

Freak

Freak

Freak

Freak

I need psychiatric therapy

I could use a lobotomy

Guess I'll never learn

Suppose I'll always be a worm

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Freak of nature

Got a ten inch erection

A pimply complexion

Man I got problems, I'll bet you heard

I'm completely misunderstood

[

] x4

I'm a monstrosity

I'm a human oddity

Everybody's staring at me

I'm an outcast from society

Freak of nature...

HAIR OF THE DOG

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]

When I woke up this morning from the night before

My brain was pulsating, I was battered and sore

Nothing I tried would satisfy

Cold Coke and Pepsi or Canada Dry

What's so wrong, hair of the dog

There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog

What's so wrong, hair of the dog...

[

]

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kinda dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the dog

There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog

What's so wrong, hair of the dog...

Hair of the dog

Hair of the dog

[

]

Finally pulled myself out of my bed

Feeling kinda dodgy, I was feeling half dead

Done it before, probably do it again

Don't know if I ever will learn

What's so wrong, hair of the dog

There's nothing wrong, hair of the dog

What's so wrong, hair of the dog...

What's so wrong, hair of the dog...

What's so wrong, hair of the dog...

SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN

[

] x2

I wish I was someone else

I'm confused, I'm afraid, I hate the loneliness

And there's nowhere to run to

Nothing makes any sense, but I still try my hardest

Take my hand Please help me man

'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in

And I don't know where to start

And I don't know where to begin, to begin

If I was stupid or naive

Trying to achieve what they all call contentness

If people weren't such dicks and I never made mistakes

Then I could find forgiveness

Take my hand Please help me man

'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in

And I don't know where to start

And I don't know where to begin, oh no

[

] x4

I can't be someone else I don't feel that it's hopeless

I don't feel that I'm useless

I can't throw it all away I need some courage to find my weakness

And with your love, I know with all my heart I can win

'Cause I'm looking for something to believe in

And I just need something to believe in

I'm looking for something to believe in

And I just need something to believe in