Standard (EADGBE)

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

You gotta keep it beatin'

For all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop

Doin' the Cretin Hop

Cretin! Cretin!

Intro x2

Cretins wanna hop some more

Intro x2

All good cretins go to heaven

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

You gotta keep it beatin'

For all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop

Doin' the Cretin Hop

Cretin! Cretin!

Intro x2

Cretins wanna hop some more

Intro x2

All good cretins go to heaven

Intro x 4 E5