Standard (EADGBE)

Refrain

I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.

I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).

Verse 1

If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain.

I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain

If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower

In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower.

(Refrain)

Verse2

I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh

At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath.

I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble

If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.

(Refrain)