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Standard (EADGBE)

Refrain

 I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.

 I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).

Verse 1

 If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain.

 I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain

If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower

 In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower.

(Refrain)

Verse2

 I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh

 At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath.

 I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble

 If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.

(Refrain)