Standard (EADGBE)

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

you're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

you've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed

so don't you all be letting that door hit you in the ass

you've been a splendid audience but oh enough is enough

we'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off (fuck you)

you're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

here's to all the smokin' vixens waitin' for the band

thinkin' maybe one of them might make a one night stand

but please don't take offense, because this song is not for you

we'd be happy to oblige you when this fuckin' crap is through

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off

you're like a herd of fuckin' swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss

when truth be known you're far too drunk to stand up straight and piss

so give it up you fuckin' wad oh cunt you'll not be laid

the sooner you were out of here the quicked we'll be paid

you'll get no more this evening stinkin' fuckers bugger off

so haul your asses out of here you cunts and bugger off