The Family Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DNannie's going crazy and she lFost everything she had

CJody's hooked on Amdrugs we have her Ehusband to thank for that

DHer kids are spoiled shits whoF seem to bitch nonstop

CAnd they're alwayAms finding new waysE to piss Greg off

(chorus)

GAnd that's the family I've had to live with everyFday

Me I'm Cprefect in every Amsingle Eway

GIf God would only make more of me

The Fworld would just be dandy

But in Cstead AmGod made my Efamily

Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac

And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack

David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on

And Texas seems to be his second home

(repeat chorus)