Crazy Eddies Last Hurrah Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G G

Verse 1

GWell, it sure didnt Ctake to lGong

I woke up in the mCorning she was gGone

EmAnd the note that she wrCote didnt saGy dear Cjohn

It said Ggoodbye Dfucker im Ggone

GShe was a homegrown Cmountain Ggirl

Raised in a Cdifferent Gworld

I was a Emwanna be Crocker She was Gmore into CMerle

GCouldn't see it Djust wouldn't Gwork

Chorus

And now I'm Emdouble fisting Clong necks, gGrapefruit and CStoli

But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely G

Interlude

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G G

Verse 2

Well I Gpoured myCself in my Gcar

I Gdrove it on Cdown to the Gbar

But they Emwouldn't let me Cin Cause I Gain't a movie Cstar

So I Gwent to the DHorse Shoe on GLamar

Well the Gbouncer Cthrew me out Gtoo

And I Gdidn't know Cwhat to Gdo

So I Empicked up the Cphone And I Gcalled dear CSue

The Gcock blocker Dwouldn't let me Gthrough

Chorus 2

And now I'm Emwishing for some Cdrugs or a Gshrink to Cconsole me

But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely

Interlude

Repeat Twice)

G C9 G G

G C9 G G

Em C9 G C9

G D G G

Verse 3

Well I Ggathered up Call my Gguns

And a Gpipe bomb Cjust for Gfun

I Emdrove to her Chouse and Gparked out on the Glawn

She's Gright I always Dwas the crazy Gone.

Well her Gboyfriend was Csure nice to Gme

Said "Gcalm down would Cyou like a Gdrink"

And I Emshot him full of Choles From his Gnose to his Cknees

And I Gpolished off her Dlittle sweet Gpea

Chorus 3

And I'm Emcrying on me Cknees feeling Gdirty and Cunholy

But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely

Now I'll Emprobably get Clife and Gserve at least Cforty,

But I'm Gnever getting Dover GJoely