Standard (EADGBE)

So just how far down do you want to go

We could talk it out over a cup of joe

and you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel, uh huh

Well it's you and me baby, no-one else we can trust

Don't say nothing to no-one, no-how or we're bust

and never crack a smile, or flinch, or cry for nobody, uh huh

(CHORUS)

Well give your I.D. card to the border gaurd

Yeah your alias says you're Captain Jean-Luc Picard

of the United Federation of Planets cause he won't speak English anyway

Cause everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

So meet me at the mission at midnight, we ll divvy up there

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

Yeah I got the pistols so I'll keep the pesos

yeah and that seems fair

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriffs car

And slash the deputys tires so they won't get very far

When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up, uh huh

(to CHORUS)

(to SOLO – - (bar) (bar) )

(to CHORUS)

that seems fair, that seems fair, well that seems fai-ee-ai-ee-ai-ee-air

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