Standard (EADGBE)

You want to get something to eat?

Yeah, that would be sweet. What do you feel like?

Hmmm. Fried chicken. What you feel like?

Hmmm. A waffle.

I'll drop you off here and you can walk to the chicken place

Or you could eat a waffle with the rest of the human race-for breakfast.

Are you sure you want a waffle?

Are you sure you want some chicken? Yes.

PC:

Well I wanna waffle and I want some chicken thighs.

Maybe we can find a place for us to compromise. Let's go to...

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Roscoe's chicken and waffles

We want our whole plates to be brown

'Cause chicken is brown and waffles are brown (well yellowish brown) at

Roscoe's chicken and waffles

A fork full of waffle helps the fried chicken down

( The waffle leads the chicken into the stomach like a Sherpa)

PC:

If you want a waffle, but your friend wants a chicken breast

Now the a way for you to circumvent any unrest. Y'all go to...

Chorus

Roscoe's chicken and waffles

The syrup and the gravy both finer than wine

(and we regularly drink both of them from a challis) at...

Roscoe's chicken and waffles

Eat breakfast lunch and dinner all at the same time

( Now tell me where else can you do that? Nowhere)

Outro

A fork full of waffle helps the fried chicken go down...X3