Standard (EADGBE)

It's not you, it's me

And me don't like you

It's not you, it's I and

I am breaking up with you

You swore up and down the walls

'Twilight is is best trilogy of all'

Some how you got me to agree

to dress up like Edward for Halloween

But now that I'm coming clean

First off, Twilight is a quadrillogy

And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy

Of removing,

A wookie's dingleberries

(Chewbacca impressions)

It's not me, it's you

(Even more I think about it) It's definitely you

But it might be me

Cause me decided to date you

When we went out on our first date

You said you don't eat anything with a face

Then for the next eighteen months

I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)

But now that we're parting ways

Newsflash, Fish have a face!

And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!

Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside

a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)

(That's disgusting. And impossible)

It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)

It was always totally you

But now it's up to me

And me is now dumping you