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You took the toaster when you went

You never paid your half the rent

You took the spices from the rack

But you don't have to put 'em back

'Cause in your haste on Halloween

You left your camera on the bed

Where we played roles in black and white

You left a roll of black and white

I set the timer, thought of you

Put the lens up to my head

I took a photograph for you

What comes out gray is really red

So are you... happy now?

Are you..... happy now?

Are you.... happy now?

I smashed your pumpkin on the floor

The candle flickered at my feet

As goblins flew across the moon

The children peered into the room

A cowboy shivered on the porch

And Cinderella checked her watch

A hobo waited in the street

An angel whispered trick or treat

What was I supposed to do

But to sit there in the dark

I was amazed to think that you

Would take the candy with you too

So are you... happy now?

Are you..... happy now?

Are you.... happy now?

I've sat all night, and now it's dawn

And I cannot believe my eyes

There's garbage strewn across the lawn

Where we once stared up at the sky

And streams of paper fill the tree

That hovered over you and me

And shaving cream covers the car

That we picked up in Baltimore

And though I know it's hard to tell

I hope that what's-his-name treats you )well

I still maintain that he's a bum

But it's your money, have some fun

So are you... happy now?

Are you..... happy now?

Are you.... happy now?

You always asked why I had not

Written you a verse or two

Since that's the one thing I regret

I dedicate this one to you

So are you... happy now?

Are you..... happy now?

Are you......... ?

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