Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
I was walkin' up 6th Ave. when balloon man came right up to me
He was round and fat and spherical with the biggest grin I've ever seen
He bounced on up towards me but before we could be introduced
He blew up very suddenly - I guess his name was probably Bruce
Chorus
And I laughed, like I always do
And I cried, like I cried for you
And balloon man blew up in my hands
Verse
He spattered me with tomatoes, hummus, chickpeas, and some strips of skin
So I made a right on 44th, but I washed my hands when I got in
Chorus
And it rained, like a slow divorce
And I wished, I could ride a horse
And balloon man blew up in my hands
Instrumental break
Verse
I was walkin' up 6th Ave. when balloon man blew up in my face
There were loads of them on Bryant Park, so I didn't feel out of place
There must have been a plague of them on the TV when I came home late
They were guzzling marshmellows and then jumping off the Empire State
Chorus
And I laughed, like I always do
And I cried, like I cried for you
And balloon man blew up in my hands