Lost Paraguayos Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C

CDarling I hate to tell you butF I think I'm catching a cold

Put another Cchair on the fire bring the bottle over here F

I feel I'm getting old

I lCike your laugh and a hot romance

and your Forn'ry sense of humor

but if itC rains again like it did today

I'm gonna hFave to leave a little bit sooner

C G C

CGot to get me some FSouth America sun

CHoney don't even ask me if you cFan come along

CDown at the border you need to be older

andF you sure don't look like my daughter

Your Cridiculous age, start a state outrage

and I'llF end up in a Mexican jail

CDarling please don't cryF you know I wouldn't tell you no lie

C G C x3

Look over there

COh my God don't look now

butF it appears to be raining again

CGet upstairs pack my book of prayers

Honey Fhurry I'm catching pneumonia

CI gotta move while I'm in the mood

or FI'll disappear into that wall

CDarling please don't curse

Fit really couldn't be any worse

Say I'm aC sun fanatic but it's dark in your attic

and yFour cat sleeps over my head

I Cknow I'm not a football star

but I Fwanna little better than that

So I'm mCuch obliged for the pure white ride

and aF cup of tea every morning

I'llC say goodbye, look your man in the eye

Fyou know I wouldn't tell you no lie

[Start "Horn Riff" and play indefinitely]

Play the following rhythm indefinitely: G F C F C C F C

So after all, I'll see you in the fall

on a brand new day, brand new way

Goodbye honey, goodbye honey

Goodbye honey, it ain't funny

Goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny