Standard (EADGBE)

I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you

keep time it sounds good

Intro

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,

except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice

Verse 1

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor

Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore

It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine

Thats all we needed to get by

Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame

Dear Penis I dont like you anymore

Verse 2

(he sings)

Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore

Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before

Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship

Come to terms with truly how we feel

If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever

Dear Penis, I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls