Well Hung Plowboy Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

BHe’s been plowing the fields all day, Walking behind that bay,

And he thinks to himself "from behind she’s a good looking horse"F♯.

So it's Ewoo back under a tree,

And he waits while the horse takes a pee,

And he lifts up its tail to make sure that it’s a Bshe.

AnF♯d he sees this huge vagina,

AnEd he thinks "what could be finer?"

SoF♯ it's down with the reigns,

And down with the overallsG, Btoo.

Chorus

He's a well-hung plowboy,B F♯ B

Sneaking up on his horse and having intercourF♯se.

He's a well-hung plowboy,B F♯ B

And the smile on his horse proves it feels no F♯remorse.

C.He roots it with great force.

Riff 2

BWhen he comes home from supper

His wife says: "C.you're a horse fucker!

BI've been to see a lawyer just tF♯oday

EAnd I want a divorce" ("why?")

C."Because you fucked that horse!

BI've been down the field

Watching you all day.

F♯You were up behind that horse.

EYou were pumping with great Bforce".

BThe horse don't mind the pain, As he hangs on to its mane,

And he just stands still and says:

C."Get up! Woo back!" (x7)

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