Standard (EADGBE)

Hey Mr. D do you want me to be

A farmer a cowhand an old country bo y

To get up in the AM and tend to t he chores

And leave all my troubles behind the locked door

Laying with my lady and strumming on my toy

I know what you mean and it sounds good to me

But oh M. D I'm so restless

Hey Mr. L do you want me to yell

To howl at the moon when I'm losing my grip

Without no possessions and finding my self

A picture of mental and physical health

But I'm still paying dues for that India n trip

I know what you mean and it sures rings a be ll

But oh Mr. L I'm so restless

Hey Mr. J do you want me to stray

To be a bad boy a mean boy I'm ready to kill

Wriggling and swiggling snakeskin and blac k

Holding my thumb on some chick in the sack

I never say no if it gives me a thr ill

I know what you mean and I'll go all the wa y

But oh Mr. J I'm so restless