Standard (EADGBE)
Hey Mr. D do you want me to be
A farmer a cowhand an old country bo y
To get up in the AM and tend to t he chores
And leave all my troubles behind the locked door
Laying with my lady and strumming on my toy
I know what you mean and it sounds good to me
But oh M. D I'm so restless
Hey Mr. L do you want me to yell
To howl at the moon when I'm losing my grip
Without no possessions and finding my self
A picture of mental and physical health
But I'm still paying dues for that India n trip
I know what you mean and it sures rings a be ll
But oh Mr. L I'm so restless
Hey Mr. J do you want me to stray
To be a bad boy a mean boy I'm ready to kill
Wriggling and swiggling snakeskin and blac k
Holding my thumb on some chick in the sack
I never say no if it gives me a thr ill
I know what you mean and I'll go all the wa y
But oh Mr. J I'm so restless